San Francisco Photography

I first met Holly over the phone; she was calling from Chicago- trying to plan her wedding through the internet and telephone.  She and her fiance , Rick, told me a lovely story about his mom and dad; it seems his dad, while he was alive , always took his wife on an anniversary trip to San Francisco, the most romantic place he knew.  Well flash forward to the present- Holly and Rick decided to honor this tradition by having their ceremony in San Francisco.  Of course Mom and her very best girlfriend( who incidently is also the mother-in-law to Rick’s brother) were a big part of the plans.  Everyone was so excited and Holly is one of the sweetest people I’ve ever met.   This adorable couple chose the Fairmont Hotel Terrace Garden for their ceremony and- big fun- the Tonga Room for their reception dinner. Of course we had to get some cable car action in ( Holly, you should have taken the conductor’s offer to drive!) and yes the first dance was to a certain Tony Bennett  song…

The last pic is the Fairmont lobby  of a weary tourist back from the wine country – gotta love it.

Enjoy

Bernadette & Peter Bruce

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Really bad Hair Day…

On our  wedding day, almost everything went well. Nevertheless, Brad  thought that everyone must have seen his toupee.  Next day, his youngest son sees his worried look and says, ‘What’s the matter, dad ? Why are you looking so down in the mouth so?’

‘I’m not really sad, darling,‘ Brad  replies, ‘it’s just that I’m sure everyone yesterday saw that I was wearing a wig.’

‘No they didn’t, daddy,’ she answers, ‘No one I told knew.’

Cheers Peter Bruce

Thought you may enjoy more clean one line joke  for your wedding speech,but use them wisely…

• One day at the cocktail party, a woman said to another, ‘Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?’ The other replied, ‘Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.’
• After a quarrel, the  wife said to her husband, ‘You know, I was a fool when I married you.’ The husband replied, ‘Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.’
• A man inserted a local newspaper  ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’ . Next  few days he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’
• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
• Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
• I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.Get it always right.
• Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
• I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months – I don’t like to interrupt her.
• Just think, if it weren’t for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
• My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.
• A husband said to his wife, ‘No, I don’t hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine.’
• A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a while  and then says, ‘OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.
• How do most men define marriage? A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
• A man call and said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it stolen because the thief was spending less than his wife did on it.
• The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.

Cheer Peter Bruce

PS If you have any more please pass them on

I thought you may find this funny…

THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
There was only one little thing bothering me…It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day her ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word.

She said, ‘I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.’

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lord….. and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, ‘We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.’

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

Cheers Peter Bruce