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Really bad Hair Day…

On our  wedding day, almost everything went well. Nevertheless, Brad  thought that everyone must have seen his toupee.  Next day, his youngest son sees his worried look and says, ‘What’s the matter, dad ? Why are you looking so down in the mouth so?’

‘I’m not really sad, darling,‘ Brad  replies, ‘it’s just that I’m sure everyone yesterday saw that I was wearing a wig.’

‘No they didn’t, daddy,’ she answers, ‘No one I told knew.’

Cheers Peter Bruce

Funny Wedding Jokes - One liners from  famous people…

The very  best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced the  pain & bought jewelery. (Rita Rudner)

Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding day, half shut after wards. (Benjamin Franklin)

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.  (Socrates)

A husband is like a bush fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the very  same way. (Henny Youngman)

My wife and I were happy for twenty five  years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)

A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. (Milton Berle)

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (George Burns)

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, ‘There’s water in the carburettor’. I said, ‘Where’s the car?’ She said, ‘In the lake’. (Henny Youngman)

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller)

All marriages are mixed marriages. (Chantal Saperstein)

Cheers Peter Bruce