1 photo 3 words 365 Days…Day 118
June 21st, 2009Guys have bad hair days too…
June 20th, 2009Really bad Hair Day…
On our wedding day, almost everything went well. Nevertheless, Brad thought that everyone must have seen his toupee. Next day, his youngest son sees his worried look and says, ‘What’s the matter, dad ? Why are you looking so down in the mouth so?’
‘I’m not really sad, darling,‘ Brad replies, ‘it’s just that I’m sure everyone yesterday saw that I was wearing a wig.’
1 photo 3 words 365 Days…Day 117
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June 17th, 2009One liners from famous people…
June 16th, 2009 Funny Wedding Jokes - One liners from famous people…
The very best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it. (Ann Bancroft)
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced the pain & bought jewelery. (Rita Rudner)
Keep your eyes wide open before the wedding day, half shut after wards. (Benjamin Franklin)
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. (Socrates)
A husband is like a bush fire, he goes out when unattended. (Evan Esar)
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the very same way. (Henny Youngman)
My wife and I were happy for twenty five years. Then we met. (Rodney Dangerfield)
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. (Milton Berle)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. (George Burns)
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, ‘There’s water in the carburettor’. I said, ‘Where’s the car?’ She said, ‘In the lake’. (Henny Youngman)
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Rudner)
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. (Phyllis Diller)
All marriages are mixed marriages. (Chantal Saperstein)










