Who wears the pants NOW ?
Newly wed couple just arrived in their big honeymoon suite. After unpacking, the husband took off his pants. “Put these on dear,” he said. She did and they were way much too big. “There’s no way I can wear these pants – they’re way too huge ,” she said. “Good! Now we know who wears the pants in this family,” replied the husband.
Pissed off, the wife removed her panties, handed them to her husband said, “Put these on.” He looked at the tiny panties and said, “There’s no way I can get these on.” To which the wife replied, “you’re darn right! At least not until you change your attitude!”
If they are on their honeymoon, wonder what happened next ???
Cheers, Peter Bruce Photo
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